Me: "Did you call the wedding venue about the music today?"
Him: "No, I didn't get time. Perhaps you could do it tomorrow."
Me: "But that's why I asked you - I'm struggling to find time."
Him: "Okay, I'll try and do it."
Me: "I've done practically everything..."
Him: "But I did the biggest thing."
Me: "Yeah, what?"
Him: "I asked you to marry me!"