Email to M, who resumed work today.
"It's 4.15pm and I am finally able to get some lunch. Little P has had such a struggle today trying to pass some poo that every time she fed, I burped her, carried her around and then put her down and she was inconsolable. I've finally got the poor little thing down. I feel very sorry for my parents as I have snapped at them thrice and my Dad now wants to go home, so I have explained how stressed I've been and it's okay now. But I am on tenterhooks to see if Little P awakes again. Your mum advised to give her some water so I did. Hopefully that will help her pass her stuff. On a positive note, she enjoyed her outing to the local shops today until the very last minute when the poo began to hurt her. Can't believe I am emailing you about poo. What has happened to me? :-)