"Victoria just wants someone to be nice to her: Ms Waitress writes - 'Victoria Beckham is a regular visitor to Pizza Hut in Harlow. She only picks from the salad bar and drinks diet coke. She is so thin she looks like a child in a wig from the back. The kids run riot around the place. Victoria sits at the table not talking to anyone except into her mobile. The bodyguard acts more like a father-figure to the kids. She was overheard on a recent visit saying into her mobile, 'I just need someone to be nice to me today'. (FYI: Don't feel too sorry for Posh - she's a renowned tightwad who doesn't tip at Pizza Hut or at her hair and beauty salons.)"
"Illegal animal fights at Baghdad Zoo: Last year after conquering Baghdad, American troops got so bored they paid the keepers of the city zoo to let them go in at night and stage animal fights. Animals were a bit thin on the ground so they scoured the markets to set up bouts - i.e. five quails versus a wolf (victory: wolf). The big wash-out was a bear versus a lion. Apparently they 'just kind of looked at each other and circled round for a bit, then sat down.' Guess this all stopped when they thought up a more exciting game at Abu Ghraib."
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